Chemical Engineering
Classics
Letters
Professional writing
English writing
University College (no major)
Biology
Biochemistry
Microbiology
Cell and molecular biology
Computer science
Film and Video Studies
Zoology
English literature
Journalism
So after earning 243 credit hours (thanks to a few W's I actually attempted 252) you can say I know a little bit about everything -- though I've always said it also means I don't know much about anything.
And nothing drives this home as much as seeing how talented my friends are, and how untalented I am in comparison.

This past weekend I heard Ben and his barbershop quartet sing. Ben being an ex-attorney reminds me of my friend Austin in that both are musically talented. And I like that Austin is working on being an ex-attorney as well -- even though he's in law school he still has goals of making it as a writer, filmmaker and musician.

She and Christy also are great at cooking; I like to think that I could cook if I didn't avoid it so much because I'm too lazy to want to clean up afterward.

And I've never really wanted to be a filmmaker, but any thoughts of that would have been dashed anyway after seeing this clip my friend Wes sent me.
He makes me think I was holding him back on our senior capstone project.

There's also Randy and Chris, who have both flourished during the dot-com bust as programmers, something I tried but couldn't get the hang of past my first Java class. (I believe I can make a better cup of java than them, though).

And the ones who really make me feel inadequate are Wendy and Erin because they can write circles around me, Erin particularly because she was a better writer than me when she was 14. Good grief.
But maybe I'm fixing that. For example, this week in nursing school we're learning to insert catheters. So just take my word for it that I'm good at my nursing skills, that way I won't have to demonstrate them on you.
16 comments:
You are friends with that dude in tights? I'm impressed.
Rick's hands amaze me. Every finger is a well-muscled machine.
Not to pile on, but Erin is also better at needlepoint than you, G.
My shoe looks all funny. Where did you get that image?
You, G, are exceptional at being a friend and a backseat driver.
Same goes for you, kc.
At least being an exceptional friend. As far as backseat driver, you might be too busy laughing at our impending doom to help me avoid it.
You neglect the fact that you're the superior page designer amid many designers.
And hello! Isn't someone going to mention your extraordinary pun talents? And for creativity, you're second to none, G.
For my money, George's most remarkable talent is being nice. He's at least 3.5 standard deviations above the mean on that.
By the way, I have a Statistics exam coming up Monday evening.
Dear Ben: If you have 50 black socks and 50 white socks in a drawer, what are the odds that you will pull out a white sock?
Or is that a "mean" question? Wakka wakka wakka
Well, those are merely off-season hands. They were in fine condition for nothing more strenuous than laying tile. But now “every finger is a well-muscled machine”. Or at least that is what I am trying to tell myself. My big climbing project for the fall is a long steeply overhanging crack that is way up off the Valley floor in Yosemite. I would have tried it a couple of years ago but a friend who climbs very strong logged a lot of air time on it and psyched me out. At least it is going to be worth the view.
George, I also think you have a honed talent for the self-depreciating blog post. We all know that it is nothing more than a conceit, but since it is charming, we let you get away with it. I’m going to disagree about the puns, though. Puns are a disease, not a talent.
I like your list of declared majors. That’s a nice broad education you got. And to go back to school again to learn a useful and sensible profession. I never did that.
OK, dw, but if puns are a disease, then with George it's terminal. And mildly contagious.
Indeed. It is both the contagious and incurable factors that make it such a dreaded disease. There are probably some dangerous puns looming even as we write.
Umm. That's Jay's picture, but thanks for the compliment. I always thought that you had an amazing talent for working with assholes without becoming one. You also let me play your dreamcast even though watching me play was an extremely stressful event what with my total lack of gaming skillz.
DW, Erin stole my rebuttal to you, because as you can see on the various blogs, the puns are catching. Pretty soon you'll be doing it, too.
Whoops! Sorry about that, Jill. Well, I'm sure it was your influence that helped him take that cool pic.
I'd forgotten about that Dreamcast. I can't for the life of me remember what happened to it.
Oh, George. You are really a spectacularly nice person. I'm not sure I believe that I write circles around you, but it's sweet of you to say so.
Hey, I just noticed something about your major list. Weren't you Management Info Systems for a short time immediately following the Com Sci major at OSU, or did you never officially declare that one?
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